DRAFTERDS
(Words and music by R.
HUGHES)
Just like steroids, HGH,
amphetamines
Draftin’ is cheatin!
Like cutting the course or a
fake ID
Draftin is cheatin!
Should be punished
vigilante-style
Pump in the spokes, backhand
in the face
Cause if you’re draftin’
you’re cheatin’!
And you drafterds are ruining
our race
Hey man! You’re drafting!
Get off me you piece of crap
This ain’t ITU or U23…
Get off my freakin’ back!
Sometimes you just can’t shake
‘em
You can yell and they act like
nothing’s wrong
But one day as Dave Scott is
my witness
These drafterds are goin’
down!
Whoosh! There goes the pace
line
Always the same old, sorry
guys
Hey, chuckleheads
Draftin’ is cheatin’
And a two-minute penalty’s not
enough for your crime
Is that little trophy really
worth it?
Pathetic. You have no pride
Cause if you’re draftin’
you’re cheatin’!
And everybody hates you guys….
Now, if you’re a drafterd
You sir, are just like a
dingle berry
Stuck to some poor guy’s butt
And very, very hard to get rid
of…
Or maybe more like a hemorrhoid
A real pain in the @$$
Sorry I’m gettin’ so graphic
But, I want these guys to know
how we feel
I wish we could rub ‘em with
Preparation-H and they’d disappear…
Performance enhancing drugs;
that’s cheatin’!
Snorkel, fins, webbed gloves;
that’s cheatin’!
Knowingly cutting the course;
that’s cheatin’!
What are you guys thinkin’?
Sex change, undisclosed; kinda
cheatin’!
Clydesdale, Athena, short a
few pounds; still cheatin’!
Drafterds just go around;
you’re cheatin’!
Where’s the ref when you need
him?
C’mon man! Get your nose out
of my rear
This is not draft legal and
you’ve got kids older than 23
You are a drafterd, piece of
crap, ass-gater
And you’re cheating! Listen to
me.
Sometimes you just can’t shake
‘em
They’re so innocent. They act
like nothing’s wrong
But one day as Dave Scott is
my witness
These drafterds are goin’
down…