FISH DUDES
(Words and music by R. HUGHES)
Dude, look up there
That’s a chick on a bike
Dude, that’s a bathin’ suit
Pull up; get her in the light
Dang dude! Look at the those
legs
Tan and smooth
That’s what I’m talkin’ about
Oh no! Dude! That’s a dude!
Get me outta here!
Dude, I saw you lookin’ at
that rear
Dude, you said you liked his
legs
Dude, I swear those legs were
shaved
Dude, what’s he doin’ out
here before daylight?
He ain’t goin’ fishin’;
that’s pretty clear
On a bi-sickle, no lights,
eatin’ a nanner; all only in his underwear
Dude, that’s creepy. Let’s
just go fishin’
Yeah dude, let’s get outta
here…
Dude look, more dudes in
bikinis. They should ban them from the beach
I came here to do some
fishin'. Not see a bunch of franks and beans
And what are all those
numbers all over their arms and legs?
And them lime green shower caps ain’t too pretty
Makes me want to hurl in the bait
Dude, get me outta here. Hey
wait, they got chicks. Crack me a beer!
Now there’s some better lookin’ legs
Dude, from here they kinda look the same
What was that? Was that a
gunshot?
Look! Those green shower cap
dudes are runnin’ off the beach!
Wait! All the chicks are stayin’
And the speedo dudes are swimmin’ out to sea
Dude, somebody’s shootin’ a
gun. I’m with them
I got the bait, grab the
beer, and let’s get outta here…
Dude, there’s a cop at the
stop sign. Will you put away that beer
Dang dude, he’s gonna stop
us. Dude, get me outta here!
Dude, I think it’s okay. He’s
just lettin’ those runners go by
Would you look at all that
Spandex. Bouncin’ franks and beans in tights…
Dude, just get me outta here.
This whole morning’s just been way too weird
Them chicks looked pretty
good though
All tight and sweaty, and
glistening on the beach
You think them girls like
dudes like that? No Forest, chicks dig dude’s like us
They don’t want some bike ridin’, Speedo jockey
Chick’s dig dudes in pick up trucks
And dudes that wear britches, and boots, and ‘what-not’
And dudes that fish! Now shut
up! Let’s go to the IHOP
Yeah dude let’s get outta
here…