SYPHON ME
(Words and music by R.
HUGHES)
Yes, I am a regular man and I need a woman’s help
And I have all the usual vices and a few I’ve invented myself
Some say my intelligence has been affected, but I know better because
If drinking affected my memory, then I couldn’t remember how good it was…
[chorus]
So, if I drink a little too much baby
And I go stumbling and mumbling incoherently
And if I get a little too excited baby
Don’t try to break through; the only thing to do
Is just siphon me…
Now, I like a girl who tries to sit in my lap while I’m still standing up
And baby, oh baby, you make me wet. I can never get enough
Yes, I play hard and all night long, so make sure you’re ready to go
And if you want to play with me put your lips together and blow…
[chorus]
Now really, I’m not a Male Chauvinist Pig (MCP)
I admire the new woman’s freeness
And you can say what you will, but I know deep down you admire my “MCP-ness”…
[chorus]