TRIATHLON SPECIFIC
(Words and music by R.
HUGHES)
Here we go
This Bud is for you!
Look at those girls
Lovely ladies in tri-suits
What a wonderful world
Free admission to watch those glutes…
They are triathlon specific
Look at all this glorious cyclery
Too hot and hard to handle
Each bike worth the same as a Hummer H3
Carbon fiber, triple-X aero...
Those bikes are triathlon specific
Bare legs, chest, arms, back, foots
Smooth as a baby’s bottom
Look at these fancy new wet suits
Got a fat wallet you got ‘em...
This is livin’ triathlon specific
Try to explain to my family
Try to describe to the guys
This yearning to go faster and farther
It’s crazy, but you know I’m always gonna tri...
I am triathlon specific…